20 QUESTIONS

1 If you could look like anyone else, who would it be?
  A cullen.
2 What did you last eat and when?
  Cornflakes about five minutes ago
3 What was the last thing you were doing before you starting doing this?
  Eating cornflakes
4 You are a puppy, what breed are you and why?
  An Irish Setter, bouncing around getting into all sorts of trouble!
5 What's your favourite website?
  Erm, is this a trick question - Tourdates.co.uk!
6 What would you save first in a fire?
  People
7 Whom would you stalk?
  Greedy politicians
8 Which monopoly playing piece are you and why?
  The racing car, predictably male
9 What's your favourite item of clothing?
  My brown shoes
10 Boiled sprouts, cabbage or spinach?
  Spinach
11 If you weren't called what you are called, what would you like to be called?
  Your majesty
12 All time classic film?
  Control
13 And all time worst film?
  too many to mention...
14 Favourite smell?
  Napalm
15 Favourite colour?
  Blue
16 Perfect night in?
  Movie and red wine
17 Perfect night out?
  Great gig followed by a bit of snafu
18 Who's top of your Christmas card list?
  The Tourdates Team
19 And who's out in the cold?
  Mr Brown and all the other takers
20 Describe yourself using three words...
  Sgt Snafu rocks